From: "Thorton"   To: nav762000@yahoo.com Subject: Barber Date: Sat, 17 Jul 2004 21:23:56 -0700     Keep going. Alcoholic barbers shake in the morning. Crack barbers get the cut down to 20 seconds and often forget to ask for money. Joke for you site: Q:  How did the doctors know Isabel Sanford was near the death? A: She got a little wheezy.
				Date: Sun, 13 Jun 2004 19:00:09 -0700 (PDT) From:  "delma lopez" Subject: Crackhead Barber To: nav762000@yahoo.com hmmmmmmm.... interesting.  i would continue going to the crackhead barber.  how very rude of you to discriminate against crackheads.  support your local crackhead barbers!   ~mazzy
		Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 09:54:33 -0400 From: "pascal charbonneau" To: nav762000@yahoo.com Ask him if you can pay him in crack, see what kind of haircut you get then… Redline
		Of course I would go to him. Where else do you get a $7.50 haircut these days?  Three useful pieces of information though: 1. Never tip him - he is so whacked out he won't remember. 2. Always pay with a $10 and tell him you gave a $20. Again, he won't remember. 3. Always be drunk when you get a haircut as you won't notice if it's shitty or if he's carved a swatstika in the back. Your helpful brother, Thorton
	Subject: rock smokin, pipe totin, scissor man. To: nav762000@yahoo.com    Buy him a new crack pipe for christmas, and continue with the consistantly average hair cuts. A good barber is hard to find. Buffy
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