This is my page that I can use to list the things that really bug me. If you want me to add your items then send an E-Mail.

Gay Marrige -  What a bunch of crap. Don't worry they can't breed. When they get their tax bill then they will be sorry. At most maybe 10% of the gays want this. A big reason they are gay is because they don't want commitment. Gaydom is the sign of a lazy person. Male-Female relationships take work.

Jennifer Lopez's Mom - This woman won 2.5 million dollars on a slot machine. Like the Lopez's need more money.

Burnt coffee - When I get a coffee from a Gas Station or places like Mc D's, I really hate it when the coffee is old and burnt. There needs to be a law. No one who does not drink coffee should be allowed to make it. If the coffee is burnt, then the establishment should be fined $1000 dollars. If I get burnt coffee I always return it. If they will not make new stuff or are pricks about it, I demand my money back. If I am in the car, get it at a drive up and I am back on the road when I find it's bad, I will go back. Now I always check.

Asshole Service Workers -  Related to the above coffee places. I did not force these people to get a job at a gas station. Can I help it if the blue spiked hair and forehead piercing limit ones access to the job market? What's up with some of these people? My experience is that old people make the best clerks. They are nice and often muck up the change and you get more back. The bad thing is they are a little slow. No store clerk should be younger that 62. In fact lets make all the old people work for some of that Social Security money.

Foreigners saying Americans are fat - This covers everyone outside the US. Here's my take. HEY ASSHOLES WE ARE FAT PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE NUCLEAR MISSILES AND BLOW YOUR STARVING SKINNY SORRY ASS TO BITS..

Stupid Drivers- Especially Farmers wearing John Deer hats, driving on the highway going about 20mph and looking at other peoples land. They typically pull out in front of you when you are going 65 or so. They act startled when you pass them and blow your horn. How would they feel if you slammed into their rust bucket 76 Ford Pick Up doing 60?

Meat on sale. Think about it. This is basically old meat. Doughnuts are one thing. At least you can dunk them in coffee and soften them up.

Rebate and Coupons - Rebates are usually so hard to figure out that no one gets them. As for coupons I really hate it when people use them in the check out line and do not have them ready. When they dig through a huge envelope, looking for the 6 cent Dial Soap coupon, I get really steamed. There should be a time limit for check out lines. If you are not ready with your stuff with-in 30 seconds of the clerk getting the total, then you lose your place in line and have to shop again.

Salesmen-  That write & show you diagrams or math.

Bad Bartenders

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) Employees. - These are people who are too slow to work in the Post Office.

Hard Butter

Mold - After eating a nice salad, you find mold on the under side of the Blue Cheese Salad Dressing lid. What worse is if you eat the salad and do not know of the condition of the lid but the other person you are with shows it to you.

Giant Blood Splatters on the Road - Usually an 18 wheeler meets deer incident.

Deer in General - There are too many of them. They are nothing more than rats with long legs. For 2 weeks a year there should be open season on them with no limit and the hunters can use any weapon they want. Flame throwers, machine guns, tanks or whatever they got. If you want Bambi then rent the fucking cartoon.

Katie Couric - She is such an obvoius Democrate. She trys to look so concerned.

Dr. Phill - What the hell is up with this guy. He not only is a Doctor and TV star but now is doing the Got Milk adds. Better mental health through TV? Yeah right.

Mustard - Mustard in itself is good but I hate the hardened ring around the tip of the bottle.               MUSTARD CRUST!

Finely coiffed mullets.

Darwin Bumper Stickers -  Darwin is dead. No more evolution for his ass.

Lids that DON'T FIT THE CUP at the gas station. Plus those cups that are made from some cheap plastic crap and make your coffee taste like shit.

Protestors of any sort. They just bug me. If I see protestors I automaticaly assume the opposite of their cause. Even if I agree, I still take the other side just to piss them off. I really hate anti-war protestors. Let's see if they protest when some Arab terrorist blows up their plane..

Bob Saget - He should be beaten with sticks. I am glad he is off TV. I was working on an Automatic Bob Saget Muting Device but he was taken off the air before I could complete it. If he ever gets another TV show, I will build it and make millions either that or hunt him down and run him over. .

Public Radio Hosts - I do not like the ones that talk real soft and serious. I want to find them and talk real loud.

Commercials - Network TV has not only sunk to new lows in programming but they now are going nuts with the advertising. Here is an example: CBS recently showed the movie The Sixth Sense. This movie is 108 minutes long but they showed it from 7 to 10 pm. That’s 180 minutes of time for a 108-minute movie, 78 minutes of stupid ads. My new rule is to go out of my way NOT to buy the crap the advertisers are peddling. If we all do this they will either go back to the 2-hour time span or get better commercials.

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