Comments : Specify the number of words one can submit... dick. I was saying that I was in the god-awful boyband 98 degrees- so cut a man a f***ing break yo, lay off my wife
Response: Wrong, you are banished to the RED PAGE of HORROR
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Comments : Hey Mr. Meanie~ Yur like mean and stuff. You called me a lug butt or something. Whaaaaaats up with that? LOL!!! Yur so dum! I have like THE hottest butt! Itz not a lug!! Dum shit! LOL!!!!
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Comments : Hey man.... you shouldnt like, uhhh, promote Bush and stuff man. Hes like a tree killer man. And babies. He kills babies man. What about the trees and shit man. Hey, you know... I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime man. Uhh. What was I saying?
I am writing this letter in response to the depiction of myself I stumbled upon on your website. You, Sir, are performing an act of slander, inflicting great incontinence on myself (shop at Kmart); and for this I will pursue further legal action upon. That is, once I have carried out my 14 month sentence at Club Med. So, No-Dick, I am bestowing upon you 14 days to remove it. Otherwise, I hope you are the owner of highly pleasing-to-thine-eye-stocks. Ahem!!! (Shop at K-Mart.)
First of all, No-Dick, the pictures displayed on your little soiree of a site have obviously been concocted by the most amateur of commercial artists. For I have never had the opportunity to don my stars and stripes bathing suit for Big Billy C'Dog (cough) and I most certainly would never set foot in the foul waste land of Iraq (though, I too want cheap oil, No-Dick). Furthermore, I especially do not enjoy the icon of me being hung by a rope around my neck, how distasteful. You could have at least used a proper linen, such as my new line of 600 count sheets; now on sale at K-Mart.
So, I urge you to take this refuse off of your namby-pamby-pussy-ass-I-wish-I-was-cool-but-I'm-really-a-drunk-liberal-weenie-wishing-I-WAS-Jane-Fonda-and-only-pretending-to-be-insentive for the sake of this dog-shit site- OR, prepare to face….. the ROCK. Remember, ShitHeel, 14 days.
With all the love and adoration I can afford to give (buy my potholders),
Martha Stewert
