To: nav762000@yahoo.com
Subject: I used to date Mary Kate
Date: Sun, 11 Jul 2004 09:04:54 -0700
I used to date Mary Kate…. But alas, I had to dump her when she refused to lose that last 5 lbs. I just couldn’t deal with her obesity!
Response: She is kind of a lard ass. She's gotta tip the scales at 85lbs at least.
URL: private
Message: How can you do that to those poor girls. Mary Kate has a disease and is getting help. I am also sure Ashley is suffering as well. You are truly a bad person. Shame on you. Mary Kate will recover and they will continue with their film career.
Response: Hey French Lady, those poor girls are worth a BILLION DOLLARS. That’s United States Dollars, not French Franks. If I had a billion dollars I’d be fat. In fact anyone who has a billion dollars should be fat. I would make it a law. They can hire someone to stuff food down their faces. As for sweet sister Ashley I am sure she is thinking. “Without Mary Kate I’d have it all.” Lastly their film career. It was over when they turned 12. Yeah “New York Minute” shattered the box office. Start your own damn fan club.