Today John Kerry met with Anton LaVey to solicit funds for his campaign. The Senator had lunch with LaVey and then retreated to a closed-door meeting. LaVey is the head of the California based Church of Satan and is a known deviate. When asked how he could ask a devil worshiper for money, the Senator Replied. “I thought he was Ming The Merciless from Flash Gordon.”  The Senator then ran away from this reporter.     The new Kerry campaign spokesperson, Wilber K. Bunkle, had this to say. “Senator Kerry is committed to helping all Americans get through these trying times. Mr. LaVey is an American and John Kerry will not abandon him or any other person just because they revere demonic entities.” When asked why the Senator ran away, Bunkle said. “ The Senator did not run away, it was time for his daily jog.”
			The Kerry campaign released this poster to show how the Senator was again mislead.
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