SCOTTISH

NO – I don’t like golf and we can make whiskey just as good. We have a lot of hillbillies with nothing to do. The reason the Scotts are not to be let in is their Haggis.

Here is what Wikipedia said:

There are many recipes, most of which have in common the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately three hours.

Enough said.
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