During the first Gulf War, as the American pigs were massing to invade Kuwait, I though I could do it all, preparing the army, stealing and hiding money, killing people and getting human shields to place in front of my weapons factories. I didn’t know how over extended I was. I had Uday round up a few hundred human shields and place them around the country. What a sorry lot they were! They were slovenly, sullen and tended to run. With a full plate of mayhem, murder and looting, I could not give my human shields the attention they deserve.
During the years that the infidel Clinton bombed me, I still thought I could do it all. Sure I had shields but they were and unimpressive lot. When the pig news cameras came to film the shields, they tended to have that “Deer in a Headlight” look and maybe 1 of 10 could speak a complete sentence. Then we had to contend with the inevitable “Know It All” shield. They would ask silly questions like “How do the Americans, that are launching the missiles and dropping the bombs, know we are here protecting the schoolhouses? Nothing but trouble!
Well, when Bush’s son was preparing the next invasion I decided to get help. I found H.S.I and within 48 hours of placing an order, I had two planeloads of human shields in Baghdad. I was also impressed by how they looked. The women wore dresses and the men penny loafers and nice slacks. I placed them in front of all the big weapons dumps, missile factories and important government buildings like the Ministry of Torture. We would tell them they were protecting hospitals and orphanages and boy did they perk right up. The other impressive thing was how they dealt with the pig western news media. When a camera was pointing their way, they would get this far away pensive look with big puppy dog eyes. It was great. Disposal was also easy because we would just say here's a CNN crew and when they looked away, we could sneak up behind them. I am 100% satisfied with H.S.I. and will recommend them to all my friends.
When the Jihad frees me and I once again take my place as the "Lion of Babylon", I will be sure to get my human shields from H.S.I. When there is a war to wage, money to steal, and a country to loot, don’t be a fool and try to do it all. Call H.S.I. now. Allah Be Praised.
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