1. Meat ew, come on. You wanna eat 2 week old hamburger? This should be illegal.
2. Haircuts or any beauty service. Trust me .. I have seen the end results of this one. As a general rule haircuts should always be more than 10 bucks, and discounted perms or colors? Your just asking for trouble.
3. Obgyn services. No explanation needed, ladies.
4. Grass seed. Took me two years to learn this one, and giant holes in my yard to prove it.
5. Tattoo's. hmmm. wanna be bubba's first customer ever? Uhh there's two O's in bob right?
6. Therapy. This one's just worth spending a fortune on.
7. Overseas vacations. Hey, there! 50% off the two week trip to Kosovo! Let's pack!
8. White Buff Blocks. O.k. this is work related for me, just take my word for it, I pay full price for these. The "on sale" one's BLOW.
9. Car washes. Everyone with tree's that house thousands of birds like mine, know 7$ car washes don't budge the doo-doo.
10.Car Seats. Safety issue here. Just not a good idea to pick one up at a yard sale either.
11. Body piercing. This one's related to the tatoos. I’m gonna play Captain Obvious here and just say that the "Reduced Price" Tongue ring is not cool. My impaling expert better have a master's degree in hole making.
12.Tires. Don't think so. Ever see a Harley blowout doing 70mph?
13.Film Processing. Walgreen sucks. Wolf camera Rocks. Just worth the extra money to see the crystal clear pictures of your friends making fools of themselves.
14. Housekeeping service. I'll pay double to make sure Maria is not going home with extra stuff every week.
15. Here's a new one, Digital Cameras. Pay lots of money for those extra mega pixels. The sale cameras suck donkey butt!
16. Leather chaps. Hmmm. The extra $100 is worth it. When its 50 degrees and raining, the extra $100 keeps you from freezing your ass off. My $30 ones grew 4 sizes and pretty much take in all the cold air.
17. CELL PHONE SERVICE. There is NO such thing as $24.99 "good" service. Cell phone service should be expensive, they have giant satellites and cell towers to pay for. Cheap company's have 16 year olds sitting in front of computers connecting (or dropping) all the calls. US Cellular SUCKS.
18. Toupees, I had to add this after a run-in with a dead road kill slapped across an odd mans head. Mister! Pay $1500 for your hairpiece. Please. The hair club's 50% off sale lot is just telling me that underneath that thing you are BALD. Duh.
19. Laser eye surgery. I cringe every time I see the sale Ad in the paper for this one. PEOPLE, IT'S A LASER IN YOUR EYE. It should NEVER be on sale. I would go to the qualified professional who charges double. LASER IN YOUR EYE !!!
20. Lettuce. Especially the lettuce in a bag. I also don't get the bag lettuce. Is cutting or pulling apart
a head of lettuce too much for people?