Because 50% of the world's population are on the left side of the Bell Curve, there is a great need for my services. I will arbitrate disputes, for a fee.

(Note: For the people who do not know what arbitrate means... “I will tell you what to do, OK...”)

If you send me money I will evaluate your situation and then, make a ruling. Whatever I decide is final, and no arguments are allowed.

The first step is to take a small test to help me evaluate your position, and get a feel as to where you are coming from. Copy the following, e-mail me the answers, the facts of your problem, and send 5 dollars. You will receive my judgement on the particular issue within 2-6 weeks, or maybe, never. IF I deem you a total idiot..

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