For now, just keep a mental note of your answers, or just write 'em down.
1. When you were a child, did you have to wear a helmet?
a. Yes
b. No
c. Brown
d. All of the above
b.
c. Brown
a. Yes, "Oh very much yes."
b. No
c. Brown
d. I like to eat dolphins...
4. If you are driving, and see a large group of Anti-War protestors, what do you do?
a. Honk in a cheery way, wave, smile and shout encouragement.
b. Honk to get their attention, then flip 'em the bird.
c. Keep driving and think of your new knife and gun...
d. Stop and join them, but scan the crowd for hot chicks with who you can act really concerned and serious with and maybe touch them.
5. When you were in high school, was there a groovy-cool sensitive male teacher who wore a vest, had long hair, and you really admired?
a. Yes. "I love him."
b. Yes, but I wanted to smash his sensitive face in.
c. Yes, and I sent an anonymous letter to the school board saying he was a perv.
d. Yes, I would sell the dumb ass ragweed for a high price.
6. Do you support equal pay for equal work?
a. Yes, it is only fair.
b. No, I want as much money as I can get, and if we need to take it from others then that’s ok by me.
c. I try not to work, and am waiting for someone to die, and leave me money.
d. Brown
7. Do you watch the news?
a. Yes, I want to keep myself informed
b. Yes, some of those news chicks are hot, and occasionally, there are side views.
c. Uhh...?
8. Do you belong to any type of victims or survivors groups?
a. Yes and they help me to come to terms with _________. (Insert your lame, whiny comments here)
b. Yes so I can scope out chicks and maybe touch them.
c. Hey... I am one of the victimizers you pansy asshole.
d. Brown
9. When you see a soccer mom driving a huge monster SUV, you....?
a. Think "More power to you, I am happy your children are safe."
b. Watch where she parks and look inside for stuff you can steal.
c. Watch where she parks and put a big wad of gum on the roof so the sun can bake it in.
d. Think "What a self centered BITCH. I bet you eat tofu, make your skinny fag kid put on one of those stupid bike helmets and only let him watch educational crap on TV. My kid is gonna stomp your little angel into jelly and then show him Mexican porn."
10. When in school and your teacher is talking about really serious and important stuff, you...?
a. Take notes and try and absorb as much as you can because you know this will make you a better person.
b. Watch the teacher and when he/she looks your way, you try and look interested and concerned but you are really thinking “You lame piece of shit, who are you to tell me what to think. You make 30k a year because your too lazy to get a real job, I hate you.”
c. Brown
d. She’s hot, maybe I can touch her and she can show me things.