News Flash:

Spain has elected a left wing commie Prime Minister and will leave the coalition. They will pull their troops out of Iraq and stick their heads between their legs and  cry like little grls. Even France is embarrassed. The Democratic are hailing this as proof that the Bush administration is loosing support. The White House spokesman could not be reached because he was laughing so hard at the Democrats. This reporter must agree with the White House.  SPAIN.....SPAIN? Did anyone even know they had troops? The last time they had any formidable military might was when they had the Armada. Here is a brief history of Spain. About 400 years ago they had a big navy and went to the New World. They found a bunch of Aztec’s with gold and topless girls. They infected them with lots of diseases, took the gold, boinked the girls that were left and went home. Now we have 80 million Mexicans. Spain even missed WW2! Why would anyone worry about the Spanish troops going home, how many do they have?  Like 15 or so. The men in Spain are still kicking back with all the gold their ancestors stole. Do they do anything or make anything?  What kind of morons do the democrats think we are? The only thing Spain has done since the 1600’s is give us ZORRO. He was pretty cool. (Spanish rice sucks)
Gay Marriage is fad that will soon pass. A bunch of AHSFH’s (Aging Homo San Francisco Hippies) came up with this brainchild because they had nothing else to do. Really people, how many “Gay's” do you know, and how many of them want to get married? I know zero point zero. Here is the main reason why it is meaningless.....

                                      
GAY COUPLES DO NOT BREED!!!!

They will eventually die out, and then we won't have to worry about it. The reason it is such an issue right now is that there isn't much other news for people to report on. The democratic primaries are just about over and until Bin Ladden is wasted, they are hurting for news. This issue gets people interested and with Rosie getting married and whining all over the place, it’s news. The cold, hard fact is that when gays realize that if they get married, they will pay more taxes and increased health care costs at a family rate. When this hits their pocket book then they will run back into the closet.
Martha
Martha is going to jail. I think her stock broker should get hammered more. Here are some newly found pictures of Martha.
Martha Letting Go with Slick Willy Martha in Iraq
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